GAME OVERVIEW
You’re in charge of a football, but this isn’t just kicking it around—it’s survival. You’ve got to roll, bounce, and somehow parkour your way through a nightmare world of traps and insane obstacles. Every move feels risky, and one wrong bounce can erase everything you worked for.
The physics don’t play nice either. The ball’s heavy, the momentum is unpredictable, and just when you think you’ve got control, gravity snatches it away.
There are no easy wins here. Slip once and you’re tumbling all the way back down. In hard mode, there aren’t even checkpoints. If you make it up, it’s because you actually earned it. ACUVAC A Suck and Blow Adventure
You can go at it solo, but playing with friends takes the chaos to a whole other level. One person panics, everyone falls. You’ll hear the rage, the screams, and the threats to uninstall—and honestly, that’s the fun of it. Nothing bonds (or destroys) friendships like falling right at the finish line.
The world itself is brutal. Floating paths, spinning traps, insane jumps—it’s a vertical hell made to test your patience and crush your spirit. If you’ve seen Only Up, imagine that, but way less forgiving and designed purely to make you rage.
And honestly, it’s perfect for streaming. Every fall is a clip, every scream is content, and every meltdown is comedy gold. This is the kind of game that breaks you down, but if you actually make it to the top? That’s pure bragging rights.
HOW TO DOWNLOAD
- Click the Download button below and you’ll be redirected.
- Wait for 5 seconds and then hit the blue ‘download now’ button. The download will start, so just hang tight.
- Once The You Suck At Football is downloaded, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to You Suck At Football ”(You’ll need 7-Zip for this, get it here).
- Open the You Suck At Football folder and run the exe application.
- Have a blast playing! Remember to run the game as administrator. If you get any missing dll errors, check for a Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all the programs in there.
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
- OS: Win 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT
- Storage: 3 GB available space
YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL FREE DOWNLOAD
Click the download button to get this game free on your PC. This is the full game, so make sure to run it as an administrator.