Aug 20
Jony Sins
GAME OVERVIEW
So imagine this—you’re not a hero, not a warrior, not even a farmer. You’re… a rock. Yeah, a literal stone just vibin’ with the universe. No quests, no stress, just existing while the world keeps spinning around you.
This game is all about being zen AF. You sit there, watch the seasons roll by, listen to the breeze, and maybe—just maybe—have an existential crisis while birds drop poop on you. It’s the weirdest mix of relaxing and hilarious you’ll ever experience. Robert on Earth
The world around you keeps changing: summer heatwaves, snowy blizzards, rainy springs, and calm autumns. Time flies like crazy—you’ll see days, years, even centuries pass while you… do absolutely nothing. Just watch, breathe, and accept your stone life. 🕰️🍂❄️
And of course, there are achievements—because even rocks deserve recognition. You’ll unlock meme-level trophies like “Existential Crisis” for sitting still for three years, or random ones for doing the most rock-like stuff possible.
Why play this? Simple: it’s either the most calming meditation game you’ll ever try, or the dumbest thing you’ll laugh at with your friends. Perfect for chilling, streaming, or just proving you’ve got the patience of a stone. Your only skill? Existing. That’s it.
HOW TO DOWNLOAD
- Click the Download button below and you’ll be redirected.
- Wait for 5 seconds and then hit the blue ‘download now’ button. The download will start, so just hang tight.
- Once The Stone Simulator Just Be a Rock is downloaded, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Stone Simulator Just Be a Rock ”(You’ll need 7-Zip for this, get it here).
- Open the Stone Simulator Just Be a Rock folder and run the exe application.
- Have a blast playing! Remember to run the game as administrator. If you get any missing dll errors, check for a Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all the programs in there.
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required)
- Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600
- Memory: 6 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1080 / AMD RX Vega 64 or higher with 8GB of VRAM
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Additional Notes: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p (upscaled from 720 native resolution) / 30 fps under the “Lowest” graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.
STONE SIMULATOR JUST BE A ROCK FREE DOWNLOAD
Click the download button to get this game free on your PC. This is the full game, so make sure to run it as an administrator.
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