GAME OVERVIEW

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator doesn’t waste any time—no, you’re not literally trading babies. What you actually do is buy and sell stocks tied to the fates of alien babies, making money off their misfortune and cashing out the second one of them hits the Galactic Lottery jackpot.

You play as a high-speed baby trader bouncing from one wild, hectic mini-campaign to the next, all across the universe. The whole point? Make credits fast. Bet on how these digital lives play out, trade quick, and hang on through a series of relentless Trading Rushes.

The whole thing is soaked in pitch-black humor and sharp satire. The game laughs at the stock market and the people who’ll exploit anything for a profit. The 9th Charnel

Every new campaign throws fresh faces, oddball scenarios, and unexpected endings your way. Before each trading day, you can bring in weird consultants to dig up dirt on your investments, giving you the edge—or maybe just making you feel a bit more heartless—as you chase your fortune.

Trading happens on seven different planets, and each has its own warped sense of what makes a baby’s life valuable. Every market’s a little bit different, so you can’t just stick to one game plan. You have to shift your strategy, dealing with alien baby stocks that get randomly generated every round.

You’ve got a loan shark who only wants to kill you, not get paid back. You can short a baby’s life just because you think it’s doomed. Really, nothing’s sacred here.

All of this is soundtracked by Kris Kirk’s pounding electro-industrial music, so the game feels just as loud and unhinged as it plays. From the folks behind I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, you get a savage, funny, and surprisingly clever jab at capitalism, set loose in space.

HOW TO DOWNLOAD

1. Click the Download button below and you’ll be redirected.
2. Wait for 5 seconds and then hit the blue ‘download now’ button. The download will start, so just hang tight.
3. Once The Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is downloaded, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator ”(You’ll need 7-Zip for this, get it here).
4. Open the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator folder and run the exe application.
5. Have a blast playing! Remember to run the game as administrator. If you get any missing dll errors, check for a Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all the programs in there.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

• OS: 10
• Processor: @ 2GHz
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
• Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000
• Storage: 2 GB available space
• Sound Card: Please.

SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR FREE DOWNLOAD

Click the download button to get this game free on your PC. This is the full game, so make sure to run it as an administrator.

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